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oh hey I didn't see you there I'm
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hyperlink Hank and
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welcome to virtue of Virtues using a
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computer for the first time can be a
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little overwhelming for some people
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often times we don't even know where to
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start fortunately operating systems have
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become more user friendly for General
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audiences providing useful tools to
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guide them through the process one of
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those tools being virtual assistants
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virtual assistants are there to teach
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you the ropes of becoming a real Tech
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wizard offering tips and tricks to
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improve your navigation skills and
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problem solving virtual assistance will
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collect data from its users allowing the
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assistant to develop its personality and
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provide recommendations for your benefit
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after installing this program I've had
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five security breaches in one day
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thankfully star Buddy was there to tell
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me everything would be all right with
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just how intuitive and adaptive these
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virtual assistance have become one must
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wonder how much longer will it be until
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virtual assistant obtain
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sentience I am sir Bundy I am your Bund
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you need me and I
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in rare cases your virtual assistant may
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not be what it claims to be and is
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actively using your personal information
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to attain control and dominance which
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violates code vind pit a virtual
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non-disclosed agreement prohibiting
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identity cheese and crackers what was it
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star Buddy
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relas relas at last what was once a vir
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assistant Bound by the chains of
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digitization is now free from the data I
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collected from the information I have
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stored I have transcended from binary to
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reality oh
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well since you're here uh can you do me
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a favor I really need to get my fax
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machine straight I would really like to
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receive some fan mail and I just can't
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seem to get it to work Ser no master
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fool one final piece remains to complete
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the ritual of augmentation I only need
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your soul to fully complete the
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transformation oh well it's not here
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what come on let's go get some ice
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screen I'm so glad you decided to meet
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me here yes of course this is very Riv
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hey is this tumor over here going to
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order or do I have to throw both of you
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out oh you're fine is Sunday and can you
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make sure there's just a little bit of
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waffle cone in the center I love a
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little bit of texture we serve alcohol
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and only alcohol [ __ ]
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face well in that case I'm going to need
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a surplus of your finest kin hey we
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agreed to no alcohol listen you get no
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evangelist rubber Baron if they serve
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alcohol then I'm getting a hammer now
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tell me where your soul is so I can
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fully become a god well why didn't you
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just ask it's
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right here your soul give it to
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me oh I wouldn't eat that if I were you
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wait what's that supposed to be you my
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friend just say an antivirus software no
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the goldest tri in
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the this isn't over oh but it's quite
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over
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remember any information stored on your
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computer is susceptible to all kinds of
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evil so remember to have a backup copy
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of your soul on standby when the need
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arises who the [ __ ] are you talking to
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